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Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.

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John Oliver
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: April 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Journalist
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
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John William Oliver
Morning
People
Lattes
Spice
Pumpkin
Spices
Eggs

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