The single biggest time waster in the world is not completing what you start.

You have to do a little bragging on yourself even to your relatives-man doesn't get anywhere without advertising.

Worst damnfool mistake I ever made was letting myself be elected Vice President of the United States. Should have stuck with my old chores as Speaker of the House. I gave up the second most important job in the Government for one that didn't amount to a hill of beans. I spent eight long years as Mr. Roosevelt's spare tire.