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You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.
John Mulaney
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John Mulaney
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: August 26
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Chicago
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John Edmund Mulaney
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Comfort is everything. You start doing something and you want it to be perfect right away, but most babies are born ugly and then they shake it out and you get beautiful toddlers.
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You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
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Things don't exist until they exist.
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I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
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I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.
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People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.
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I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.
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As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter With my friends, I was still an extrovert.
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Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.
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