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The Doula was and is a very, very special episode to me because I think it's very funny and very weird and it also is 100 percent based on my life, in that I fainted three times during Sex Ed in real life the three different years.

John Mulaney

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John Mulaney
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: August 26
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