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Never believe a rumour until you hear it officially denied.
John Mortimer
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John Mortimer
Age: 85 †
Born: 1923
Born: April 21
Died: 2009
Died: January 16
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Hampstead Village
Sir John Clifford Mortimer
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All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.
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Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.
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I had inherited what my father called the art of the advocate, or the irritating habit of looking for the flaw in any argument.
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Like childhood, old age is irresponsible, reckless, and foolhardy. Children and old people have everything to gain and nothing much to lose. It's middle-age which is cursed by the desperate need to cling to some finger-hold halfway up the mountain, to conform, not to cause trouble, to behave well.
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What obsesses a writer starting out on a lifetime's work is the panic-stricken search for a voice of his own.
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I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
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A war against terrorism is an impracticable conception if it means fighting terrorism with terrorism.
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People will go to endless trouble to divorce one person and then marry someone who is exactly the same, except probably a bit poorer and a bit nastier. I don't think anybody learns anything.
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Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.
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I suppose true sexual equality will come when a general called Anthea is found having an unwise lunch with a young, unreliable model from Spain.
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My father, to whom I owe so much, never told me the difference between right and wrong now I think that's why I remain so greatly in his debt.
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It is desperately important to remember when enough is enough, when you've finished the scene.
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The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself.
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Success is good for the character.
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I found criminal clients easy and matrimonial clients hard. Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they're usually quite peaceful and agreeable.
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There's more of yourself in a book than a play. that's why we know all about Dickens and not much about Shakespeare. Ben Jonson murdered people Marlowe was a spy Shakespeare just sat in the corner and took notes.
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Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake all they do is allow the quack of your choice to tell you that you have some sort of complaint that you were far happier not knowing about.
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No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.
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Hell must be a place where you are only allowed to read what you agree with.
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