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No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.
John Mortimer
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John Mortimer
Age: 85 †
Born: 1923
Born: April 21
Died: 2009
Died: January 16
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Hampstead Village
Sir John Clifford Mortimer
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