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I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print.
John Mortimer
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John Mortimer
Age: 85 †
Born: 1923
Born: April 21
Died: 2009
Died: January 16
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Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.
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To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.
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No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.
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Like childhood, old age is irresponsible, reckless, and foolhardy. Children and old people have everything to gain and nothing much to lose. It's middle-age which is cursed by the desperate need to cling to some finger-hold halfway up the mountain, to conform, not to cause trouble, to behave well.
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