Nonfiction-wha t the hell, that just says, this is nongrapefruit we're having this morning.

Travel by canoe is not a necessity, and will nevermore be the most efficient way to get from one region to another, or even from one lake to another anywhere. A canoe trip has become simply a rite of oneness with certain terrain, a diversion off the field, an art performed not because it is a necessity but because there is value in the art itself.

Writing is a suspension of life in order to re-create life

Almost all Americans would recognize Anchorage, because Anchorage is that part of any city where the city has burst its seams and extruded Colonel Sanders.

Taking things from one source is plagiarism taking things from several sources is research.

Catch and release fishing may be cruelty masquerading as political correctness

I used to sit in class and listen to the terms come floating down the room like paper airplanes.

If by some fiat I had to restrict all this writing to one sentence, this is the one I would choose: The summit of Mt. Everest is marine limestone.

With their four-dimensional minds, and in their interdisciplinary ultra verbal way, geologists can wiggle out of almost anything.

The doctor listens in with a stethoscope and hears sounds of a warpath Indian drum.