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I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!
John Mayer
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John Mayer
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: October 16
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