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Welcome to the real world, she said to me. Condescendingly. Take a seat. Take your life. Plot it out in black and white.
John Mayer
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John Mayer
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: October 16
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When you trust your television What you get is what you got Cause when they own the information, oh They can bend it all they want.
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