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I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.

John Mayer

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John Mayer
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: October 16
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So scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young.
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I went to my library, right? And I started to research the Bill of Rights and I did not technically find anything that said all Americans shall eat shrimp with whoever they like. But, I found some things that are close enough to infer that I am within my legal rights to enjoy seafood with whomever I choose.
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When you trust your television What you get is what you got Cause when they own the information, oh They can bend it all they want.
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I really don't want to be a hunk.
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