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I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible.
John Mayer
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John Mayer
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: October 16
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John Clayton Mayer
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I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
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Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing.
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The emotionally intelligent person is skilled in four areas: identifying emotions, using emotions, understanding emotions, and regulating emotions.
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I went to my library, right? And I started to research the Bill of Rights and I did not technically find anything that said all Americans shall eat shrimp with whoever they like. But, I found some things that are close enough to infer that I am within my legal rights to enjoy seafood with whomever I choose.
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It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you.
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If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don't have that kind of time, so I'd much rather stick to playing guitar.
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How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.
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I'm not an icon. Not even in America.
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When autumn comes, it doesn't ask. It just walks in, where it left you last. And you never know, when it starts until there's fog inside the glass around your summer heart.
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I know the heart of life is good.
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If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.
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Not worrying is a skill. It's a skill not breaking down every single moment.
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Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and you hope it's them - it's the most twisted logic of all time.
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I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female!
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Numb is the new deep.
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The night I was recognized for 'Daughters' at the Grammys was the night this record started. I knew I had bought the time to learn everything I needed before I started this one. 'Continuum' is not a shot in the dark, it's not a guesstimation.
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There's a certain lack of gimmickry to what I do that makes people in England go: 'Where's the thing?
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Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing.
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High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
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I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!
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