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I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works.

John Marston

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John Marston
Age: 57 †
Born: 1576
Born: October 7
Died: 1634
Died: June 25
Playwright
Poet
Writer
Coventry
England
UK
John Marston
Theory
Two
Women
Theories
Arguing
Neither
Works

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