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The pigeons are shitting on George M. Cohan. I shoo them off. They fly up and perch on his hat. Cohan would've never given his regards to Broadway if he saw how dirty they kept his statue in Duffy Square. New Yorkers walk right by. Nobody cares.

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John Lahr
Age: 83
Born: 1941
Born: July 12
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John Henry Christopher Lahr
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