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The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?

John Kennedy Toole

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John Kennedy Toole
Age: 31 †
Born: 1937
Born: December 17
Died: 1969
Died: March 26
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New Orleans
Louisiana
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