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It's not a secret family like I have a beautiful, gorgeous wife in Tokyo I have another mom and dad. I'm the kid and I have another mom and dad in Atwater Village, Los Angeles.

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John Hodgman
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: June 3
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John Kellogg Hodgman
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