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I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'
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John Hodgman
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: June 3
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John Kellogg Hodgman
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By the way, if I have my own cult of personality with my own geodetic dome in western Massachusetts, I will have a hurt yurt for anyone who crosses me.
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