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John Green
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: August 24
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We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to.
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True love will triumph in the end—which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, it's the most beautiful lie we have.
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I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.
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Keys show up when you reconcile yourself to the bus.
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Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.
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The fourth way to get a boy to like you is to be yourself. Now, I am contractually obligated as an adult to give that advice, even though it doesn't work. But yeah, be yourself, even though no one has any idea what it means to be yourself. Like whose self would I otherwise be being?
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