Quote

Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.

John Green

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

John Green
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: August 24
Author
Businessperson
Critic
Editor
Film Producer
Journalist
Literary Critic
Novelist
Podcaster
Singer
Indianapolis
Indiana
John Michael Green
Shows
Girls
Hilton
Real
Guys
Resource
World
Resources
Geek
Failure
Nerd
Guy
Paris
Understand
Hot
Girl
Romantic
Hotness
Tell
Romance
Esque

More quotes by John Green

Image
You know how we make a Scotch and water in this home? No, sir, Gus said. We pour Scotch into a glass and then call to mind thoughts of water, and then we mix the actual Scotch with the abstracted idea of water.
John Green
Image
We acknowledge that being the person God made you cannot separate you from God's love.
John Green
Image
Boys do not have the monopoly in Staring Business, after all.
John Green
Image
You're awfully philosophical for a girl that just got busted.
John Green
Image
I think that it's a universal urge to have our pain not be felt alone and to have our joys not be felt alone.
John Green
Image
High School made me realize that the people who say they will never change, are always the ones who change the most.
John Green
Image
True love will triumph in the end—which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, it's the most beautiful lie we have.
John Green
Image
I've never known before what it feels like to want someone - not to want to hook up with them or whatever, but to want them, to want them. And now I do. So maybe I do believe in epiphanies.
John Green
Image
You'll live forever in our hearts, big man. That particularly galled me, because it implied the immortality of those left behind: You will live forever in my memory, because I will live forever! I AM YOUR GOD NOW, DEAD BOY! I OWN YOU!
John Green
Image
You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.
John Green
Image
This was what I liked most about my friends: just sitting around & telling stories.
John Green
Image
Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.
John Green
Image
Just spend a few more months playing video games. That hand-eye coordination will come in handy when you get to third base.
John Green
Image
But it is a pipe. No, it's not, I said. It's a drawing of a pipe. Get it? All representations of a thing are inherently abstract. It's very clever.
John Green
Image
Did I help you toward a fate you didn't want, Alaska, or did I just assist in your willful self-destruction?
John Green
Image
He told me this while ripping through his duffel bag, throwing clothes into drawers with reckless abandon. Chip did not believe in having a sock drawer or a T-shirt drawer. He believed that all drawers were created equal and filled each with whatever fit. My mother would have died.
John Green
Image
People are different when you can smell them and look up close, you know?
John Green
Image
I was a fairly shy person - not the hand raising type.
John Green
Image
By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!
John Green
Image
There's a place in the brain for knowing what cannot be remembered.
John Green