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dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.
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John Green
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: August 24
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Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying.
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He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?
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sometimes it's okay to cheat on things - but don't ever cheat on people. because once you start, it's very hard to stop. you find out how easy it is to do.
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I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.
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We fell. We got up. We ran.
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I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!
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