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dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.
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John Green
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: August 24
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Traveling, I am finding, teaches you a lot of things about yourself. For instance, I never thought myself to be the kind of person who pees into a mostly empty bottle of Bluefin energy drink while driving through South Carolina at seventy-seven miles per hour - but in face I am that kind of person.
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It's just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them too much.
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There's no way of knowing that your last good day is Your Last Good Day. At the time, it is just another good day.
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By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!
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Also, I feel that crying is almost--like, aside from deaths of relatives or whatever-- totally avoidable if you follow two very simple rules: 1.Don't care too much. 2. Shut up. Everything unfortunate that has ever happened to me has stemmed from failure to follow one of the rules.
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You could hear the wind in the leaves, and on that wind traveled the screams of the kids on the playground in the distance, little kids figuring out how to be alive, how to navigate a world that wasn't made for them by navigating a playground that was.
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Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
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Nothing really mattered that much, not the good things and not the bad ones. We were in the business of mutual amusement, and we were reasonably prosperous.
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You can say a lot of bad things about Alabama, but you can't say that Alabamans as a people are duly afraid of deep fryers.
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I don't think you're dying, I said. I think you've just got a touch of cancer. He smiled. Gallows humor.
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I pointed at the little kids goading each other to jump from rib cage to shoulder and Gus answered just loud enough for me to hear over the din, 'Last time, I imagined myself as the kid. This time, the skeleton.
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It looked like an old painting, but real - everything achingly idyllic in the morning light - and I thought about how wonderfully strange it would be to live in a place where almost everything had been built by the dead.
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I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.
John Green
Our children are weird. Nicely phrased.
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Nothing has ever looked like that ever in all of human history.
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Waffles аrе јust awesome bread.
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It was not an eventful day. I should have done extraordinary things. I should have sucked the marrow out of life. But on that day, I slept eighteen hours out of a possible twenty-four.
John Green
It's nice to have people who will feel guilty for you.
John Green
We Play the broken string of our instruments one last time
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We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors . . . But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters.
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