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John Green
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John Green
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: August 24
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Were she better or you sicker, then the stars would not be so terribly crossed, but it is the nature of the stars to cross.
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still, what could i say? that i didn't just feel depressed - instead, it was like the depression was the core of me, of every part of me, from my mind to my bones? that if he got blue, i got black? that i hated those pills so much, because i knew how much i relied on them to live?
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I found his last words without too much searching. Captured by the Bolivian army, Guevara said, 'Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man.
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depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying.
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I never liked writing concluding paragraphs to papers - where you repeat what you've already said with phrases like 'In summation', and 'To conclude'.
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He flipped himself onto his side and kissed me. You're so hot, I said, my hand still on his leg. I'm starting to think you have an amputee fetish, he answered, still kissing me. I laughed. I have an Augustus Waters fetish, I explained.
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What do you mean by meant? Given the final futility of our struggle, is the fleeting jolt of meaning that art gives us valuable? Or is it the only value passing time as comfortably as possible?
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You do not immortalize the lost by writing about them. Language buries, but does not resurrect.
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The abbreviated exam week meant that Wednesday was the last day of school for us. And all day long, it was hard not to walk around, thinking about the lastness of it all.
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The world went on, as it does, without my full participation, and I only woke up from the reverie when someone said my name.
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I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?
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You can’t know, sweetie, because you’ve never had a baby become a brilliant young reader with a side interest in horrible television shows, but the joy you bring us is so much greater than the sadness we feel about your illness.
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Does he have ugly hands? Sometimes beautiful people have ugly hands. No he has kind of amazing hands.
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I think all true stories are hopeful stories. I don't think there's any room for nihilism.
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