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Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.

John Gierach

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John Gierach
Age: 78
Born: 1946
Born: January 1
Author
Journalist
Poet
Illinois
USA
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Trout
Conceal
Idiots
Creeps
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Fishing
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Anglers
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