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Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

John Fugelsang

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John Fugelsang
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: September 3
Actor
Stage Actor
Television Actor
John Joseph Fugelsang
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