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Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife.
John D. Voelker
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John D. Voelker
Age: 87 †
Born: 1903
Born: June 29
Died: 1991
Died: March 18
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