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There's something about watching an animal that puts you in contact with where we came from and what we're still a part of.
John Cleese
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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
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We all die at the end, but does that nullify everything? Would most people rather say, I wish I hadn't been born? Once you're born you'll have to die, now is that funny or sad?
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The Americans are so much more positive. They are much more in love with success. In Britain, they're a fairly envious bunch, and they love it if you fail.
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I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.
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I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.
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