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There's something about watching an animal that puts you in contact with where we came from and what we're still a part of.
John Cleese
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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
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I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.
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God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.
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