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I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.
John Cleese
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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
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John Marwood Cleese
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I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together. Go out and shoot something!
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What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.
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I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.
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If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.
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When the target audience is American teenage kids, you can have problems. My generation prized really fine acting and writing. Sometimes you have to go back to the basic principles which underpin great visual comedy.
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When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
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Filming is like a long air journey: there's so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food.
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The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.
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I think you can write very good comedy without a partner, but what I love about it, working with a partner, is that you get to places you'd never get on your own. It's like when God was designing the world and decided we couldn't have children without a partner it was a way of mixing up the genes so you'd get a more interesting product.
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This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.
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The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!
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Although I had good hand-eye coordination, I was so tall and skinny and muscularly weak that I just was not well coordinated. But what I started to do quite early on was watch some of the great old silent comedians, like Laurel and Hardy and Chaplin, and then later on Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton.
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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.
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I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.
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God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.
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Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity. Quantum physics suggests it's possible, so why not?
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years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
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When I was in school, I was beaten every 30 minutes. It never did me any harm except for some psychological mal-adjustments and blurred vision.
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I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.
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The most creative people have learned to tolerate the slight discomfort of indecision for much longer and so, just because they put in more pondering time, their solutions are more creative.
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