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Laughter is the best creative medicine.
John Cleese
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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
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John Marwood Cleese
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The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.
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When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.
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The most creative people have learned to tolerate the slight discomfort of indecision for much longer and so, just because they put in more pondering time, their solutions are more creative.
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Ask yourself, When does this decision have to be taken? and having answered it, defer the decision until then, in order to give yourself maximum pondering time.
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A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
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As Daniel Levitin writes, our brain is a giant pattern detector. If we read something that coincides with what we already believe we're more likely to give it credence, while the opposite is not true.
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If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time for considering alternative strategies... Do it in the 'closed' mode. But the moment the action is over, try to return to the 'open' mode... because in that mode we are the most aware, most receptive, most creative, and therefore at our most intelligent.
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There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a World Championship, we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.
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I'm not sure what's going on in Britain. I don't know what's going on in London. Because London is no longer an English city, and that's how they got the Olympics. I mean, they said, We're the most cosmopolitan city on Earth, but it doesn't feel English.
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Loving your neighbour as much as yourself is practically bloody impossible? You might as well have a commandment that states,'Thou shalt fly'.
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There's nothing good on the television let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.
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Aping urbanity, Oozing with vanity, Plump as a manatee, Faking humanity, Intellectual inanity, Journalistic calamity, Fox Noise insanity, You're a profanity, Hannity.
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When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
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When I was in school, I was beaten every 30 minutes. It never did me any harm except for some psychological mal-adjustments and blurred vision.
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If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.
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Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.
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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
John Cleese
It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.
John Cleese
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
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Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
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