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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
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John Marwood Cleese
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If you really don't know where to start or if you're stuck, start generating random connections and allow your intuition to tell you if one might lead somewhere interesting.
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The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.
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By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.
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I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!
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England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.
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I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.
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The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.
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Filming is like a long air journey: there's so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food.
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Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean, uptight, incompetent bully comes naturally to me.
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Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity. Quantum physics suggests it's possible, so why not?
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When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
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As Daniel Levitin writes, our brain is a giant pattern detector. If we read something that coincides with what we already believe we're more likely to give it credence, while the opposite is not true.
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I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn't know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.
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There's nothing good on the television let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.
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I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.
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Creativity is not an ability that you either have or do not have. It is, for example, and this may surprise you, absolutely unrelated to IQ, provided you're intelligent above a certain minimal level.
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
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The Americans are so much more positive. They are much more in love with success. In Britain, they're a fairly envious bunch, and they love it if you fail.
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Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
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