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John Cleese
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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
Actor
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Weston-super-Mare
Somerset
John Marwood Cleese
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More quotes by John Cleese
If you really don't know where to start or if you're stuck, start generating random connections and allow your intuition to tell you if one might lead somewhere interesting.
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When people quote sketches to me, half the time I don't know what they're talking about so I have to sort of go, aha, yes, oh yep, I remember that and lie my way out of it.
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Filming takes a lot out of you. It really does. It's immensely demanding, and you have to put the rest of your life in the icebox until you do your final shot.
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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him enter regional distribution codes in data field 97 to facilitate regression analysis on the back end.
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If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
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The most creative people have learned to tolerate the slight discomfort of indecision for much longer and so, just because they put in more pondering time, their solutions are more creative.
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When the target audience is American teenage kids, you can have problems. My generation prized really fine acting and writing. Sometimes you have to go back to the basic principles which underpin great visual comedy.
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
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If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.
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Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity. Quantum physics suggests it's possible, so why not?
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I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.
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I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is OK and I'm happy with it, then I put on my actor's hat.
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England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.
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The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats.
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It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
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The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.
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I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.
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I think you can write very good comedy without a partner, but what I love about it, working with a partner, is that you get to places you'd never get on your own. It's like when God was designing the world and decided we couldn't have children without a partner it was a way of mixing up the genes so you'd get a more interesting product.
John Cleese
The most creative people have this childlike facility to play.
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