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John Cleese
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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
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John Marwood Cleese
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No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.
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The most creative people have this childlike facility to play.
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I'm not sure what's going on in Britain. I don't know what's going on in London. Because London is no longer an English city, and that's how they got the Olympics. I mean, they said, We're the most cosmopolitan city on Earth, but it doesn't feel English.
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I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
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I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.
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Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
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Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.
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Muslims, who have a completely different value system, come to the West, then they should accept that there are certain basic values in the West intrinsic to our culture. Just as I wouldn't suggest that any Westerner walk down the streets of Saudi Arabia in a bikini.
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As Daniel Levitin writes, our brain is a giant pattern detector. If we read something that coincides with what we already believe we're more likely to give it credence, while the opposite is not true.
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I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent of celebrity autobiographies are ghostwritten?
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When people quote sketches to me, half the time I don't know what they're talking about so I have to sort of go, aha, yes, oh yep, I remember that and lie my way out of it.
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If you really don't know where to start or if you're stuck, start generating random connections and allow your intuition to tell you if one might lead somewhere interesting.
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England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.
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If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
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I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.
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What's the bleedin' point?
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Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.
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I have several times made a poor choice by avoiding a necessary confrontation.
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Ask yourself, When does this decision have to be taken? and having answered it, defer the decision until then, in order to give yourself maximum pondering time.
John Cleese
I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.
John Cleese
