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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
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I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together. Go out and shoot something!
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My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.
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What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.
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When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.
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The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English.
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I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is OK and I'm happy with it, then I put on my actor's hat.
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Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
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Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!
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When I was in school, I was beaten every 30 minutes. It never did me any harm except for some psychological mal-adjustments and blurred vision.
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If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas
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I'm very odd 'cause I think there's more than just a materialist planet, a materialist, reductionist planet.
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The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats.
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The British fans are liable to suddenly be talking to you about something that you don't know how you got into the conversation. I think it's something to do with the fact that they've been watching you for so many years sort of you telling your story.
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When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
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years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
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The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.
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My mum died about three years ago at the age of 101, and just towards the end, as she began to run out of energy, she did actually stop trying to tell me what to do most of the time.
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Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.
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I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.
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