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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

John Cleese

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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
Actor
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Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Weston-super-Mare
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John Marwood Cleese
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Come
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When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
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Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
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My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.
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The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.
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What's the bleedin' point?
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