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Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

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John Cleese
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: October 27
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I can never do better than 'Fawlty Towers,' whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game.
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Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?
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I could take an umbrella and balance it on my chin or on my foot. And I just got interested in that kind of thing. And as I played games more and more and got stronger physically, I just became more coordinated.
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There's something about watching an animal that puts you in contact with where we came from and what we're still a part of.
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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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Laughter destroys any divisions between people.
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Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important things that are not urgent, like thinking. And it’s also easier to do little things we know we can do than to start on big things that we’re not so sure about.
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I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.
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Aping urbanity, Oozing with vanity, Plump as a manatee, Faking humanity, Intellectual inanity, Journalistic calamity, Fox Noise insanity, You're a profanity, Hannity.
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We all die at the end, but does that nullify everything? Would most people rather say, I wish I hadn't been born? Once you're born you'll have to die, now is that funny or sad?
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When I was in school, I was beaten every 30 minutes. It never did me any harm except for some psychological mal-adjustments and blurred vision.
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I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.
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You have to create boundaries of space and then you have to create boundaries of time.
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I'm not sure what's going on in Britain. I don't know what's going on in London. Because London is no longer an English city, and that's how they got the Olympics. I mean, they said, We're the most cosmopolitan city on Earth, but it doesn't feel English.
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