An antique is anything old with class.

To resist him that is set in authority is evil

Being offended is a choice. I believe that. You don't have - you don't hear a word and you have to be offended.

You have the right to be offended or not to be offended.

Oh, nice one, honey. Yes. Clever. That's becoming quite a familiar quotation in its own right, isn't it? Maybe I should just add it to the next edition. 'Mother was right.' Author: Mrs. Bartlett, world-renowned nag. Year: 1859. Attribution: A short play entitled Every Goddamn Weekend!

Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.'