Pain only matters when it happens to someone important.

You know, when someone hurts my feelings, somehow it does not comfort me to know that it was deliberate... On the other hand, knowing that someone else thinks they are assholes helps a great deal. I think that's some kind of rule for the universe.

Can I ask you something personal?” Six inches but I tell everyone eight.

I think everyone always has time to suffer.

Useless people are not improved by giving them the impression that they are useful.

There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.

This is not the way these tales end, Calliope said firmly. This is not the way that things end when they get to be tales, Amatus said, but since ours is not yet told, we cannot count on it. There were a hundred dead princes on the thorns outside Sleeping Beauty's castle, and I'm sure many of them were splendid fellows.

If you look at the last decade of global temperature, it's not increasing.

If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps for England.