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I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

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Joey Comeau
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: September 26
Novelist
Writer
Edmonton
Alberta
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Losing
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Lottery
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