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I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

Joey Comeau

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Joey Comeau
Age: 43
Born: 1980
Born: September 26
Novelist
Writer
Edmonton
Alberta
Known
Robbers
Become
Astronaut
Always
Gentlemen
Never
Ladies
Bank
Gentleman
Judge
Judging
Robber

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