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There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle.

Joey Bishop

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Joey Bishop
Age: 89 †
Born: 1918
Born: February 3
Died: 2007
Died: October 17
Film Actor
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Talk Show Host
New York City
New York
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