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A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The woman said, You've seen one, you've seen them all.
Joey Bishop
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Joey Bishop
Age: 89 †
Born: 1918
Born: February 3
Died: 2007
Died: October 17
Film Actor
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
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Television Talk Show Host
New York City
New York
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