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When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole lot of jackass.

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Joel Stein
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: July 23
Journalist
Screenwriter
Edison Township
Jackass
Rose
Jackasses
Wine
Drinkers
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Cherries
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Petals
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Tobacco
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