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Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

Joel Osteen

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Joel Osteen
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: March 5
Minister
Politician
Preacher
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Houston
Texas
Joel Scott Osteen
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So many people talk about themselves: I'm unattractive, my mind's so slow, and I can't do this. And you know what I tell them? God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you.
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The ultimate connection is when you are connected to the creator of the universe.
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To become a better you, you must be positive towards yourself, develop better relationships, embrace the place where you are.
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Every day is a gift from God. There's no guarantee of tomorrow, so that tells me to see the good in this day to make the most of it.
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You don't have to tell people what they're doing wrong. They already know. Your job is to love them.
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You may never get to that perfect world that you're waiting for where everything's going to be perfect and you got that much money and your house paid off.
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A lot of preachers' kids are some of the most rebellious kids in the world. I never was like that.
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I realize that as quick as you go up, you can really come down that quick. And we've seen it happen with others.
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It takes the same amount of energy to worry as it does to believe.
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Your destiny is too great, your assignment too important, your time too valuable. Don't let fear intimidate you.
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I want to challenge you today to get out of your comfort zone. You have so much incredible potential on the inside. God has put gifts and talents in you that you probably don't know anything about.
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I tell people all the time, preached a couple Sundays about it. I'm for everybody. You may not agree with me, but to me it's not my job to try to straighten everybody out.
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Every setback is a setup for a comeback!
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When you give up yourself, that's when you will feel the true spirit of Christmas. And that's giving that's serving others and that's when you feel fulfilled.
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Everybody is going to have their critics. It's easy to get discouraged in life.
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I'm trying to make God more relevant in our society. And I think talking in everyday terms and making sure people can understand it - I think that's important.
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The greatest difficulty always comes right before the birth of a dream.
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The facts may tell you one thing. But, God is not limited by the facts. Choose faith in spite of the facts.
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Resist discouragement by speaking His Word over your future. Keep standing. Keep hoping keep believing because He is working behind the scenes. He's going to accelerate your times and lead you into the life of victory He has for you.
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You can take pride in yourself without comparing yourself to anybody else. If you run your race and be the best that you can be, then you can feel good about yourself.
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