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Joel Osteen

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Joel Osteen
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: March 5
Minister
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Houston
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Joel Scott Osteen
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You may think you’re getting the short end of the stick, but when it’s all said and done, God will make sure that you don’t lose anything truly valuable. Moreover, He’ll make sure you get your just reward. Your responsibility is to remain calm and peaceable even when those around you are not.
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What you keep before your eyes will affect you.
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Don't be intimidated by the size of your problem or the size of your dream. God will see to it that it is finished completely.
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I want to be blessed so I can build orphanages. Blessed so I can build hospitals and do other things with our finances.
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Stones of judgment, discouragement or doubt may be thrown at you. You can't stop them, but you can make the choice to keep your walls up and not let them affect you.
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You can have average talent, but when God breathes on your life, you will go further than people that have great talent. Don't talk yourself out of it.
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God wants you to be a winner, not a whiner.
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I don't have to figure out how God is going to solve my problem. I don't have to understand how He's going to bring it to pass. That's His responsibility. My job is to simply believe that He will.
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The greatest difficulty always comes right before the birth of a dream.
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I'm getting better every day in every way.
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To become a better you, you must be positive towards yourself, develop better relationships, embrace the place where you are.
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Back in Bible days, there were these famous schools of the prophets, but some of the ones Jesus chose didn't come through that route - and not to say that they weren't good, but I'm comfortable.
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No matter how long it's been, no matter how impossible it looks, if you'll stay in faith, your time is coming.
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You don't have to live up to anyone's expectations, just be the best you can be
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So many people say, I just don't have a good job, or my marriage is not where it's supposed to be. Really it's excuse after excuse to not be happy. To me it's a waste. I'm going to look at what's right and not what's wrong in my life. I'm alive, I'm healthy, and you know, a good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
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I believe that God has put gifts and talents and ability on the inside of every one of us. When you develop that and you believe in yourself and you believe that you're a person of influence and a person of purpose, I believe you can rise up out of any situation.
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As long as you have breath, someone needs your talents.
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There are a lot of decisions we pass up on because we think, You know what? That's just going to build - you know, maybe that's going to build me and not build the ministry and what I'm trying to do. So we pass up on a lot of opportunities.
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God knows your value He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
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The ultimate connection is when you are connected to the creator of the universe.
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