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Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

Joel Osteen

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Joel Osteen
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: March 5
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Houston
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Joel Scott Osteen
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I DECLARE that God has a great plan for my life. He is directing my steps. And even though I may not always understand how, I know my situation is not a surprise to God. He will work out every detail to my advantage. In His perfect timing, everything will turn out right. This is my declaration.
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Program your mind with what God says about you and a transformation will take place.
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You have to change on the inside before change will happen on the outside.
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Bad habits are easy to develop but difficult to live with. Good habits are difficult to develop, but easy to live with. If you are willing to be uncomfortable for little while, so you can press past the initial pain of change, in the long run, your life will be much better.
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I don't think it's that hard [to lead a Christian life]. To me it's fun. We have joy and happiness.
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At this very moment, God’s working behind the scenes in your life, arranging things in your favor. Stay in faith!
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Life is short. You can't afford to put off what God has put in your heart. You don't have time to live with things holding you back.
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Keep in mind, just because you don’t know the answer doesn’t mean that one does not exist. You simply haven’t discovered it yet.
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If you want to be happy, you have to be happy on purpose. When you wake up, you can't just wait to see what kind of day you'll have. You have to decide what kind of day you'll have.
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Don’t use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe.
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Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
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If you want to rear financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
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Difficult times don't come your way just so you can survive them God uses these times in your life to form and refine you.
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I always want to listen to people and receive good criticism, but I just don't have to answer to them I have to answer to God.
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You see somebody down, that's lonely, take them to lunch. Encourage them.
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You can take pride in yourself without comparing yourself to anybody else. If you run your race and be the best that you can be, then you can feel good about yourself.
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Your destiny is not determined by your critics. Focus on running your own race.
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The bigger your obstacle, the bigger your future. Don't get discouraged, keep moving forward.
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God wants you to be a winner, not a whiner.
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For a while... to be an evangelical meant you were a white Republican, and you were against this and against that. I don't want to be put into that mold, because then people judge you before they even listen... I don't want to divide the very people I am trying to reach.
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