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People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.
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Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.
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Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, What was that?
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Faggot never meant gay when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
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