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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
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The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn't value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.
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You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
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Be the hero of your own story.
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One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
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It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
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