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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
Joe Rogan
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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Joseph James Rogan
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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
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