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Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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[Faggot] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.
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Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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Choose To Be Inspired.
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Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
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I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.
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The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
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I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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