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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
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Joseph James Rogan
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
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I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
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I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.
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