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We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

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Joe Rogan
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: August 11
Actor
Color Commentator
Judoka
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Stand-Up Comedian
Taekwondo Athlete
Television Actor
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Thai Boxer
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Joseph James Rogan
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